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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	116
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3265
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe

If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

SIL’s Wedding Dropout Minecraft Server

bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid woes, dropout, dropping out of wedding, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling excluded, feeling unappreciated, flower girl drama, hurt feelings, lack of inclusion, Minecraft, Server, sils, sister-in-law issues, Wedding, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party drama, wedding party dynamics, wedding planning stress, wedding stress

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Votes:	1351	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more wanted than this poor bridesmaid? Look no further! Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve!

Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?

NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, Chaos, countdown, Decision making, End of the World, EndOfWorldIn12Hrs, existential crisis, fear, final hours, Humanity, impending doom., last moments, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, regrets, smp, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty, unexpected news

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?