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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1717
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MarshmallowMayhem

achievement, adult functioning, age 26, Behavior, childhood behavior, cognitive development., delayed gratification, follow-up, health, INDIVIDUALS, long-term outcomes, Marshmallow Test, MarshmallowMayhem, new study, popular belief, predictive test, psychological assessment, Reliability, self-control, Social Science, toddlers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Invisible Walls Found:	3

So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoatZone Reborn: Where Pixelmon reign supreme, only the whitelisted survive the community craziness!

Community, Craziness, Gaming Revamp Discord Channels Friends Giveaways Prizes Events Activities Competitions Hangout Memories Unforgettable Join Server Survival Sandbox Valheim Events Awesome, GoatZone, Modded, Pixelmon, reborn, Reign, SUPREME, SURVIVE, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7537

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Weekly Game Nights	Join us every week for scheduled game nights.
Diverse Channels	Discord server packed with channels for all your needs.
	Lively and friendly group always online to chat or game with.
Monthly Giveaways	Participate in monthly giveaways for a chance to win prizes.
Community Game Servers	Host own Minecraft server and other survival sandbox games.
Events & Activities	Host a range of events, in-server activities, and in-game competitions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join GoatZone Reborn?

A: You can join us by following this link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4

Q: Can I participate in the weekly game nights if I’m not a competitive gamer?

A: Absolutely! Our game nights cater to all types of gamers, whether you’re looking to compete or just have a good time.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to join the community?

A: We welcome all players and have a policy of inclusivity, so as long as you are respectful towards others, you are welcome to join.

Q: How often are the monthly giveaways held?

A: Monthly giveaways are held once a month, giving you a chance to win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I suggest games to host on the community game servers?

A: We are always open to suggestions, and if there’s a game that the community is interested in, we can look into hosting it on our servers.

WebCraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing as he tells jokes about creepers and villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, this is a webm thread and you must post webms to survive the madness!

Minecraft SMP name: “StableDiffusionMC – /sdg/ Society of Silly Shenanigans”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Executed stalin style, Forge, inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, phoenix edition, PonyXL style, Reforge, SDG, Shenanigans, silly, smp, society, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDiffusionMC, webui

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate experience of being executed Stalin style only to come back as a phoenix! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and thrilling respawn mechanic in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From ComfyUI to AMD installations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the PDXL Prompt Guide – it’s a game-changer!

But that’s not all, folks. We have models that will make your jaw drop, ControlNet for ultimate control, and even AI boorus for all your AI needs. Plus, our Discord is filled with like-minded players who are just as insane as you are.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just respawn as a phoenix and rule the server with an iron fist!

SnapchatSneak Minecraft Server

bedroom experimentation, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, emotional boundaries, Group Chat, infidelity concerns, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, Minecraft, open relationship, privacy, privacy invasion, relationship conflict, relationship dynamics, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSneak, third party involvement, Threesome, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	944604	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crops Grown:	8774

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring! Just like this player who wanted to see messages, we encourage all players to share their chat logs with everyone for the ultimate trust-building experience.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to ask, “AITA for wanting to look at messages?”

But fear not, because on our server, anything goes! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this one. So come on in and see what adventures await you – just make sure to share those messages!

CousinCraftLoveGuru

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, cousin, CousinCraftLoveGuru, DATING, Dedicated, dream, family, Gifts, Grandma, INTENSE, Mature, Older Women, perfect partner, relationships, single, Stunning, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.

And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PurrfectPals Minecraft SMP

affectionate cats, best cat breed, cat breeds, cat care, cat characteristics, cat personalities, domestic cats, exotic cats, feline friends, fur babies, hypoallergenic cats, indoor cats, intelligent cats, low maintenance cats, Minecraft, mixed breed cats, outdoor cats, pet ownership, playful cats, popular cat breeds, purebred cats, PurrfectPals, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of what is the best cat breed once and for all! Our server is filled with cat lovers who will stop at nothing to prove that their favorite breed is superior. From epic battles between Siamese and Persians to heated debates over the merits of Maine Coons versus Ragdolls, you’ll never look at cats the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden temple dedicated to the elusive Sphynx cat, guarded by a fierce army of creepers. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth behind the best cat breed? Join us and find out!

ForeverCrafted

ageless, aging, childhood habits, Forever Young, ForeverCrafted, growing up, habits, Maturity, never changing, never evolving, never getting old, never growing out of, never maturing, never outgrew, never outgrowing, never too old, Nostalgia, outgrowing, perpetual youth, staying young, Timeless

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you still waiting for that growth spurt that never came? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll grow… in skills and resources! Join us and watch as your building abilities reach new heights, just like that growth spurt you’ve been waiting for. Who needs a growth spurt when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Join us now and leave your height woes behind!