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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5197
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Animals Bred:	106	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	470
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	5267
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	948465	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crops Grown:	5240
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!