DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	623259

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Potions Brewed:	95	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Votes:	4591
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	7879
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1643	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6895	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Buildings Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

MatangaMC

Anarchy, Bedrock compatibility, Discord, Factions, Ffa, Gens, halloween event, Kingdoms, Mega Gens, Pacific kingdom, PvP, raider, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Votes:	5620
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

matangamc.com

AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

1.8, administration, Arcade, Bedwars, blockparty, BOMBERS, Buildffa, Cosmetic Items, Duels, games, Lobby, Mini Games, Moderation, Pirate, PvP, PvP themes, Ranking system, TNT Run, TnT Tug, unique style, Without Launcher, YouTuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

Server modes:

BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

Duels – with many different modes.

BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

rating.agerapvp.club

WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

Amazing perks, Bosses, Consistent updates, Craft, Custom, custom dimensions, custom fishing, Daily Quests, Discord, Fight, gallery, Impressive variety, Mini dungeons, mobs, Not P2W, Playerdriven Economy, Progressive Ranking System, Rank ups, Ranking, Rare Fish, Server, slightly, smp, Special abilities, Store (Not P2W), Treasure, Twisted, WarpedRealm, Weekly quests, Wiki

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

WarpedRealm <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/nas-hate-me-now/">Minecraft Server</a>

WarpedRealm.com

A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Features:

Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, our store is not pay-to-win
How many ranks are there in the game?	There are over 32 ranks to progress through
Are there custom dimensions to explore?	Yes, the server offers custom dimensions to explore
Can players create and upgrade their gear?	Yes, there is a unique crafting system for creating and upgrading gear
What special items can players find in the game?	Players can find powerful staffs, tomes, hammers, and more

Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Star Shards Collected:	61
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Animals Bred:	195	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2490
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	288
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	7082	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3661	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	149
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	9126
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	8030
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

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