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AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9304
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5973
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8039	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchantments Applied:	69
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8908
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	943	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your best friend’s weddings in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a virtual Jersey, where you can hang out with your best Minecraft buddies and have a blast. We have a female friend group of 5, all best friends, just like in real life! And guess what? You can be one of the 4 bridesmaids in our virtual weddings!

But here’s the best part – the only thing you need to buy is your own Minecraft skin! No need to spend €1000+ on dresses, hen dos, stay overs, wedding presents, and post-wedding parties. Save that money for some epic loot in the game!

So come join us and let’s have a Minecraft wedding party like no other. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Trust us, it’s worth every block!