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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	365	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	New Chunks Explored:	488222
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	3813
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4977

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5533
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

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