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Crafty Crew Minecraft Server
🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals -
SwipeRun server Minecraft
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
5.188.118.142:30058
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Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin! -
The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!
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Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
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Crafting Misfortune
so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?
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Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!
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JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.
Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.
So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?
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Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft! -
LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll experience luck like never before! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every block you mine will drop diamonds and every mob you defeat will drop enchanted gear. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of Notch apples just waiting to be devoured. Another player accidentally fell into a pit of lava, only to emerge unscathed with a new set of diamond armor. The luck never stops on our server, so come join us and see just how fortunate you can get!