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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	3477	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	3653
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3368	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!