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Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	1222
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2999	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Farms Harvested:	907
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragon Eggs Found:	4933	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

$1 Store? More like $10 Store!

affordable finds, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap shopping, cost-effective shopping, deals and steals, discount shopping, discount stores, dollar store finds, dollar stores, economical purchases, frugal living, inexpensive goods, low cost items, low price items, money saving tips, savvy shopping, Store, thrifty shopping, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually really good at beatboxing. join our server and witness the sickest zombie beatboxing concert of your life, all for just $1 entry fee.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

SkiNoob Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Beginner, bucket list, cold weather, first time, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain peak, new experience, outdoor activity, Server, Ski Resort, ski trip, skiing, SkiNoob, Snow, snowy adventure, snowy slopes, Thrill, untouched snow, Winter, winter wonderland

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4990	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	1257	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Sylux Slaying Minecraft Server

action, Alien, battle, bounty hunter, Combat, First Person Shooter, galactic federation, hunt, I’M GONNA KILL SYLUX, kill, metroid, Minecraft, Mission, Nintendo, Revenge, Server, Shooter, slaying, Space, Sylux, Vendetta, video game, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9531	Animals Bred:	185
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on the epic quest to take down the notorious player, Sylux! Legend has it that Sylux has been griefing villages and stealing all the cake in sight. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we shall vanquish this villain and restore peace to the land!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots hidden somewhere in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show Sylux who’s boss!

Pants2TightCraft

Black community, changing clothes, child’s discomfort, child’s well-being, clothing fit, clothing size, clothing size up, CUBBY, Cultural differences, inappropriate clothing, infant-pre-k teacher, pants too tight, Pants2TightCraft, parent communication, parent response, Potty training, schoolbag, student comfort, teacher concern, uncomfortable clothes, underwear too tight

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	119	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!

But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?

RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors

legal rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ legal rights, LGBTQ legal rights Ukraine, LGBTQ rally, LGBTQ rally Ukraine, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights Ukraine, LGBTQ soldiers, LGBTQ soldiers rally, LGBTQ soldiers Ukraine, LGBTQ Ukraine, RainbowCraft, Rally, soldiers, Ukraine, Ukraine legal rights, Ukraine LGBTQ, Ukraine rally, Ukraine soldiers, Warriors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss!

SufferCraft2021

Adversity, anger, attitude, comparison, criticism, emotions, envy, Expectations, Jealousy, judgment, mad, mental health, misunderstanding, Perception, relationships, Resentment, resilience, self compassion, self-care, SufferCraft2021, Suffering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.

so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Citadel SMP

Anarchy, Announcements, Citadel SMP, Community, Discord, Environment, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1412	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	2100	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

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TweetCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Communication, Cultural differences, digital age, Etiquette, friendship, German, Interaction, Japanese culture, kouhai, KWABOTY, Manners, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, online behavior, relationships, Server, social etiquette, social media, social norms, TweetCraft, twitter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the wackiest online community ever! Our players are so dedicated, they’ll even create Twitter drama for you to enjoy. Who needs real life when you can have virtual drama with a side of German flair? Don’t be a kwaboty, join us now for endless laughs and shenanigans!