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SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	5525
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	147	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	731005	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2490	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	154
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8226	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!