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Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – No Offense Edition

Alabama, arkansas, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, colorado, Edition, general, georgia, lsu, Michigan, Minecraft, Nebraska, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, Offense, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, smp, Southern Cal, texas, Texas A&M, Utah, Week One, week two, West Virginia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by college football matchups!

In Week One, you can witness Colorado take on North Dakota State in Boulder, but watch out for the NDSU Bison, they’re tougher than diamond armor! And don’t miss the showdown between #14 Clemson and #1 Georgia in Athens, where the creepers are as explosive as the fans! Plus, see #8 Penn State clash with West Virginia in Morgantown, where the mountains are as tall as the Ender Dragon!

In Week Two, prepare for the ultimate showdown between #4 Texas and #9 Michigan in Ann Arbor, where the villagers are rooting for a victory dance! And watch out for South Florida as they face off against Alabama in Tuscaloosa, where the zombies are tougher than Nick Saban’s defense! Don’t miss out on the chaos as Arkansas battles #17 Oklahoma State in Stillwater, where the pigs are flying higher than the players!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and unexpected twists! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Snowflake SMP – Epitome of White Privilege

Asian fetish, black female gymnast, Epitome, good looking, Gymnastics, highest earning female athlete, lsu, national championship, ncaa, nordic blonde fetish, Olivia Dunne, Privilege, simone biles, smp, snowflake, White, white privilege

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

KamalaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, campaign 2020, civil rights, Democracy, democratic party, election, equality, kamala harris, KamalaCraft, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, progressive values, representation, Server, social justice, Voting, voting for change, voting is power, voting matters, voting rights, women in politics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	822708
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

around the world, bizarre foods, Britain, culinary exploration, exotic foods, food adventures, food challenges, food exploration, Food reviews, Food tasting, food vlogger, food youtuber, foodie travels, FoodieCraft, global cuisine, gross food, international cuisine, Minecraft, Server, travel vlogger, trying new foods, weird foods, YouTuber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate foodie adventure! 🍔🌮🍕

Join us and embark on a virtual journey around the world to try the most outrageous and bizarre foods imaginable. From deep-fried tarantulas to spicy ice cream, there’s no limit to the culinary craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into food-loving zombies. Will you be brave enough to uncover this deliciously dangerous secret?

So why wait? Join us now and satisfy your hunger for fun and adventure on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly. 🤪🍽️🎮

FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Items Found:	8346

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6794
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	8652
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	633248
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	141	Love Letters Sent:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	847	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	5544	Star Shards Collected:	188
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness