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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Votes:	957
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runes Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	718337	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9117
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	736	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	9231
Star Shards Collected:	225	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.