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CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3925	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	2143
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	6640	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	870	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2009
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!