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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that only the bravest of players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond throne hidden somewhere in the depths of the base, just waiting for someone to claim it as their own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. And remember, on our server, the only class warfare you’ll be thinking about is which class of potion to brew next!
McCreamy, also known as Jay (born March 14, 
