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CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

Arcadion, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMC, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raids, Server, zurvan

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5157
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Votes:	8851
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to dig, dig, dig! Our patch notes include adding diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join us for outrageous in-game events like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our meetups are legendary, with players gathering to build a giant pixel art statue of a chicken or compete in a spleef tournament using only TNT blocks. And don’t miss our upcoming meetup where we will attempt to recreate the entire Final Fantasy XIV world in Minecraft block by block.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s dig our way to victory together! Just be careful not to accidentally unleash the Ender Dragon in the process.”

I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2148	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5398
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Crops Grown:	8125	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crops Grown:	1276
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	84
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Votes:	9736
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	New Chunks Explored:	893601
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	858
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1309	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

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