ArmyCraft
Vote for ArmyCraft!
Your help matters! When you vote for ArmyCraft, you help more players find our server and join the gang. Plus, you get cool rewards for being a loyal player in the game!
play.armycraft.es
-
Elite ArmyCraft
-
Cluck Clan Coop
Coo Cluck Clan
Welcome to Coo Cluck Clan! Join our fun and cool social server for chicken lovers with Custom Bots. Become the best chicken in the coop! By joining this group, you promise to be super loyal to the Coo Cluck Clan, a gang of chicken fans. Keep all secret stuff secret! Will you stay true to the Coo Cluck Clan and its peeps? Join the coop at mc.coocluckclan.com and be the top chicken in the server. Custom chicken economy just for you. Join the gang Vanilla SMP Whitelisted.
mc.coocluckclan.com
-
ShadowClanGaming Factions
ShadowClanGaming
Hey there! Welcome to ShadowClanGaming! We’re a factions server that’s growing and we need some players who are loyal and active. Come join us and be part of the fun! We’re also looking for staff, only a few spots left so apply now!
167.114.60.30
-
Minecraft Server: Sisterly Survival Shenanigans
Beware the Crater of Chaotic Craze!
The pixels have eyes, and they have seen you! Step into the bizarre abyss where your dreams become nightmares and your nightmares become NFTs!
Server Features of Madness!
Feature Description Infinite Vacuum Experience the thrill of being sucked into a void that leads nowhere! Who needs a spawn point? Unicorn Farming Careful! They’re actually mad cows in disguise! Milk them if you dare! Nightmare Mode Play while sleepwalking! Drool on your keyboard for bonus points! Tea-Making Simulator 2049 All your tea will taste like grass clippings and existential dread! Poltergeist Java Feel the paranormal presence while building the world’s most haunted IKEA! Vortex of Confusion Every five minutes, your screen will randomly switch to a different game. Is that Tetris? Player Reviews from the Void
“I accidentally crafted a sandwich out of nightmares. 10/10 would ingest again!”
“The Enderman asked for my credit card info. I don’t even remember swiping!”
“Killing pigs in the server gave me a headache. I had to chase the pig lawyer!”
“Why do the flowers sing? I’m scared but it’s beautiful. Am I dreaming?”
Join Us If You Dare?
Come to the Chaotic Crater where logic loses its meaning and sanity is for the weak! Remember, the blue blocks are always watching—never turn your back! Trust in the whispers of the wind, for it carries secrets you were never meant to know.
WARNING!
Should you encounter the Elder Chicken, do not look it in the eye unless you’re prepared for a ride on the rollercoaster of your darkest fears. Remember: In the end, we are all just pixels in the glitch of the universe.
-
Minecraft Server: Clubbed With Blocks
🔮 Dive into the Mind-Bending Blocks of Confusion! 🔮
Welcome, brave soul, to our lunatic Minecraft server where the skies rain bacon and the trees whisper secrets! Beware, the gravel speaks in tongues, and the creepers are plotting a revolution while grilling cheeseburgers. Join us, or don’t. It’s definitely an option, unless you avoid the rubber chickens.
Server Features ✨
Feature Description Inverted Gravity Grass Your feet will float, but your thoughts will sink. Especially on Thursdays. Ghostly Pickaxes Reap resources from the nether without even touching them! Perfect for lazy ghosts. Infinite Water Sources Every time you fill a bucket, it drains your will to live. Drink responsibly! Chunky Time Machine Travel to the future where squids rule the Earth. (Warning: No return trip.) Creeper Noodle Wars Battle noodles from the underworld to the sound of screaming pizza! Player Reviews 🌈
“I once traded a diamond sword for a pet cactus. Best decision ever!”
“The llamas are plotting against the sheep. I swear they’re in cahoots!”
“A pig just told me the meaning of life, and it involves pancakes.”
“Why do my blocks keep disappearing? I think it might be the invisible hobbits…”
Final Thoughts 🌀
If you hear the sound of bubbles in the moonlight, don’t follow them. They lead to a realm where every square is a lozenge and the laughter of the moon is a currency. MAYBE JOIN US—OR BECOME ONE WITH THE SAND!!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
Anything you build could be a portal to a dimension where all mobs unite to form a rock band. Are you ready for the consequences? Remember, the rubber chickens are always watching.
-
CrushCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and romance! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game fiancé confesses to having a crush on their coworker/friend for over 2 months! And get this, they even went to her house to help her build something while knowing about the crush! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! You’ll experience long-distance relationships, arguments, accusations of selfishness, and a whole lot of confusion. Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama on our server?
So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or pixels)! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
-
AllyCraft911: Never Forget!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server and experience the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even…aliens? That’s right, we have a secret alien invasion storyline that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest of players can defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, on our server, we never forget…except when it comes to our allies who helped us defeat the Diamond Dragon. But hey, who needs allies when you’ve got diamonds, am I right?
-
GFproofedAITAHminecraft
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have crazy stories like the time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, or when a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest ores in the game.If you’re looking for drama, we’ve got that too! Just like the time two players got into a heated argument over who had the best pet wolf, and ended up challenging each other to a PvP battle to settle the score.
But don’t worry, we’re all about fun and games here. Join us for endless laughs, epic battles, and a community like no other. Plus, where else can you find a server where players ride around on flying pigs and build castles out of rainbow blocks? So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
-
CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you!Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Rumor has it, if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of TNT and explode your enemies into oblivion.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. He’s always up for a game of hide and seek, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Steve has a mischievous side).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!
-
CraftyTrumpLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to build and survive!Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!