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Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where loyalty actually pays off? Look no further than our server, where even Trump himself would be jealous of the rewards we give to our most loyal players! We don’t surround ourselves with “former enemies” like the establishment GOP, we surround ourselves with diamonds and emeralds! Join us and watch as your loyalty is rewarded with epic loot, exclusive perks, and maybe even a virtual high five from Notch himself. Don’t let Trump’s behavior bring you down, come join us and see what true loyalty looks like in the world of Minecraft! -
Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.
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Neto SMP – Nether General
Welcome to the most chaotic and scandalous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to witness the wildest NTR drama unfold right before your eyes. Our server is filled with cucks, bulls, and waifus who are all ready to stir up some trouble.Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover that your waifu might not be as loyal as you thought. Watch as your trust shatters with every post and realize that your waifu secretly hates you for being such a cringy cuck.
But that’s not all! Bulls, get ready to sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. Tease the cucks and enjoy their despair as you steal their precious waifus right from under their noses. And waifus, feel free to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love for big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a scandalous love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about loyalty and trust. See you on the server, if you dare!
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Crafty Raikou’s Minecraft Server
Oh man, Raikou from FGO is like the ultimate Minecraft player on our server! She’s always rocking the best diamond armor and slaying creepers left and right with her lightning powers. Plus, she’s got this crazy backstory about being a legendary warrior who was reincarnated as a Minecraft character to protect the server from evil mobs. So if you want to team up with a mythical beast and dominate the game, you gotta join our server ASAP! -
Loyal Women Minecraft SMP
Are creepers blowing up your relationships faster than you can say “diamonds”? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only loyalty you need to worry about is to your faction! Our server is so addictive, even Endermen can’t resist logging on to play. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for companionship beyond haunting players in the dark. So if you’re tired of dealing with drama IRL, come join us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! -
NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.
But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.
So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.
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My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.
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Serious Minecraft Server: No Bait, Just Play!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a clever human disguise. Don’t believe us? Just try to chat with them and you’ll quickly realize they can only communicate in llama noises.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only opens up at midnight. You’ll have to solve a series of llama-themed riddles to gain access, but once you’re in, get ready to dance the night away with our llama DJ spinning the hottest tracks.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our llama rollercoaster? It’s the only rollercoaster in the world where you ride on the backs of llamas instead of in a traditional cart. Just be sure to hold on tight as you zoom through loops and twists with your llama companions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
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The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu! -
Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!