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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 883 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
