Lower Birthweight MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyWeight Boosters Server

harmful substances, snuff, betel nut, public health, tobacco use

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

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What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP

does, occupation, smp, work duties, employment

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!

But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

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ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ Minecraft server

Friends, Economy, ɢʀɪᴇꜰ, summer update, ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ

ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server

mc.feddcraft.ru

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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

children’s health, Prevention, Caution, Accidents, Server

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

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Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP

market behavior, Trading Strategies, market analysis, market speculation, market predictions

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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Back in the Day Minecraft Server

futuristic, Server, enjoyable viewing experience, binge watching, pleasantly surprised

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

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> You think Donald Trump bombed on Joe… Minecraft SMP

Media, Entertainment, Podcast, Politics, donald trump

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Donald Trump and Joe Rogan in a virtual world! Will Trump build a wall around Joe’s base or will Joe roast him with his epic redstone creations? Find out on our server, where politics and podcasts collide in a hilarious battle for supremacy! Don’t miss out on the chance to see these two legends go head-to-head in the most epic Minecraft showdown of all time!

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Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

online behavior, viral content, provocative content, repetitive content, Online Community

Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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B L E A C H – Minecraft SMP

Quincy, Emotional rollercoaster, Et tu Ishida, Manga, shonen jump

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! That’s right, these llamas have their own currency and you better believe they mean business.

But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?

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Sushi Craft Minecraft Server

Server, 討論, culture, 学習, 日本語

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest dreams and battle creepers with your friends! Join us for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and turns your enemies into chickens.

Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.

In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!

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