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BlockyWisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
New Chunks Explored:	447329	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5560
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8913	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!