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Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	7063
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Crafting Memes – Where /biz/ Volume is High!

altcoins, bant, Biz, checking in, Community, Crafting, cryptocurrency, Dead, digital assets, finance, Financial Advice, forum, HIGH, Investments, low volume, market, memes, old bags, online discussion, Rotation, speculation, stocks, Trading, Volume

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with low volume and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.

Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	227805	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition

birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

BlockyBedroomBanter

anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Animals Bred:	111
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8370
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

Accountability, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, crimes, Edition, Gaza Strip, Global rights group, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, Middle East conflict, militants, Oct 7, Terrorism, united nations, United Nations Security Council, War, War Crimes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Emeralds Found:	2919
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

BlockyClassOf2017

20th Century, Academic accomplishments, Alumni, BlockyClassOf2017, CELEBRATIONS, Class of 2017, early graduation, education, Future, generation, graduates, Graduation, high school, Last century, Last school class, Memories, milestone, Millennials, School, school year, Students

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Runes Activated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	4518
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

anxiety disorders, childhood diabetes, children, children’s health, collide, czech republic, diabetes complications, DiabeticCraft, Diagnosis, Happiness, health, health issues, medical study, mental health, mental health research., mental health risks, mood disorders, pediatric diabetes, pediatric health, research, Risk, study, Type 1 diabetes, uk

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	796	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	615	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!

Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.

But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.

And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!

BroBroWeddingFun

aisle walk, BroBroWeddingFun, brothers, dad, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dynamics therapy, family relationships, father daughter dance, father figure, father of the bride, step-parenting, stepdad, stepdad role, Therapy, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong.

Imagine a world where your stepdad desperately wants to be your Minecraft dad, but you just see him as an uncle figure. Therapy sessions included! Will you resist his attempts to be the ultimate Minecraft parent, or will you embrace the awkwardness and let him walk you down the virtual aisle?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of choosing which brother gets to play the role of father of the bride, all while your stepdad sulks in the background. Will you give him the greatest gift of being a Minecraft dad for one day, or will you insult him by choosing your brothers instead?

Join our server now for a wedding showdown like no other! And don’t worry, your stepdad isn’t giving any diamonds to the wedding fund. It’s all about the drama, baby!