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Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality -
Helium ShortageCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.
if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.
so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?
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LeyenCraft: The Center Holds
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.
join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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MythCraft: Junk DNA LOL
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, secret treasure hidden in the caves that only the most epic players can find. like, there’s this one time this dude found a diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it. it was so lit, bro.and like, we got this crazy story about how the myth of junk DNA actually hindered science on our server. like, scientists were all like, “oh, this DNA is just junk, it doesn’t do anything important.” but turns out, it was actually the key to unlocking super powers in humans. like, one guy on the server can fly just by thinking about it. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we got treasure, super powers, and a whole lot of laughs. come on, dude, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
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DQX: Where even the cows know how to square dance! (1.20.4)
DQX Minecraft Server Overview
Main Attractions Description Active staff members Willing to help at any time Periodic events From building contests to drawing contests Role system Entirely obtainable roles with different perks Spawn area Nicely built by staff members Economy system Money drop from mobs, shop creation, item selling Villager shops Various items available inside Spawn Player Market area Buy protected areas, build shops Village area Protected plots available for purchase Quality hosting Smooth gameplay experience Bedrock integration Mobile/console player access Discord server EssentialsX integration Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How old is the server?
A: The server is 1 month old currently.
Q: How many active players are there?
A: There are about 5 active players, looking for more to join.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord server for more info and contact staff members for the server address.
Q: Are there any events on the server?
A: Yes, there are periodic events ranging from building contests to drawing contests.
Q: Can mobile/console players join?
A: Yes, there is Bedrock integration for mobile/console players.
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EuroSaver Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save Europe…literally! Join us on this epic adventure where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even rescue the Queen of England from a horde of creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that the Holy Grail is hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate hero of Europe?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become the savior of Europe!
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ZoomerButtCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become the stepdaddy to an 18-year-old yuna who is looking for someone to protect her from the creepers and zombies. Build her a castle, tame her some wolves, and maybe even teach her how to fish! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most mind-blowing place to build and survive in the blocky world!Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the dancing creeper and the singing enderman. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical potions that will make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!
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Respawn Regrets: Should’ve Learned to Save!
Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson of always checking for creepers before entering a cave! Trust us, it will save you from a lot of explosive surprises. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a creeper attack, you’ll gain superhuman building skills and be able to construct a house out of diamonds in seconds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity! -
BlockWars: From Russia with Love
Yo, so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. We got Russian convicts, African migrants, and students all teaming up to battle it out in Ukraine. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, bro. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown of chaos and craziness. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun!