Low Stakes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CarSeatCrafts Minecraft Server

adjacent spot, Minecraft, Honking, Toddler, car seat

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking lot drama turns into epic battles for the best spot! Join us for thrilling adventures like waiting for cars to leave so you can finally park, only to have someone swoop in and steal your spot at the last second. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and gets cursed out by angry drivers, or will you be the villain who cuts in line and causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server, where every parking spot is a battleground and every car is a potential enemy. So come on in and experience the thrill of the parking lot wars – just make sure to buckle up for safety (and for when things get bumpy)!

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PeePurgeCraft

DAUGHTER, strainer basket, low stakes, hygiene, kitchen sink

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

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CraftyConspiracies

Unconventional, alternative theories, funny ideas, funny, low stakes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

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SisInLawStealz Minecraft Server

Communication, sister-in-law, sketchy boyfriends, robbery, Confrontation

Hey there gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a pack of creepers exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living with sketchy characters like you’ve never seen before. From wanted men to criminal baby daddies, our server is a hotbed of excitement and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who steals from her own family members and then tries to blame it on innocent bystanders. Will she get away with it? Only time will tell on our server.

And if that’s not enough, come for the adventure of searching for missing items like a ring light, headphones, and even a dehumidifier. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of drama, theft, and sibling rivalry like you’ve never experienced before. It’s a Minecraft world unlike any other, and it’s waiting for you to dive in and explore!

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BdayDinnerDramaCraft

friend drama, friendship betrayal, cancelled plans, birthday flake, birthday celebration

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re all excited for your birthday, you’re like “YASS, gonna have a blast with my bestie on Minecraft!” But then, plot twist, they bail on you last minute! Like, what the heck, right?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, for there is a server out there where you will never be left hanging on your birthday! Join our server and celebrate with us, where we promise to always be there for you, even if it means sacrificing our diamond armor for your happiness!

Forget about those flaky friends, come join us on this epic server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your enchanted pickaxe! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, because life is too short to waste on unreliable friends!

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TownSecretsMC

hush-hush., Secrets, Rumors, whispered about, buried

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the talk of the town (literally)! Join us if you want to be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there.

Remember that time when a group of villagers mysteriously disappeared in our server? Yeah, no one talks about it, but we all know something fishy went down. Some say it was a glitch in the game, others say it was a secret underground mob lair. Join us and uncover the truth behind this mysterious incident!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the small town gossip that everyone is dying to know about. Who knows what crazy adventures and mysteries await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCarrierKO

CraftyCarrierKO

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make u feel like a U.S. aircraft carrier arriving in south korea to show off our epicness after north korea tried to mess with us. we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t believe your eyes when you see what we have in store for you. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Cloud Alliance Positron Robbie – Simplify Science

cloud, data management, technology partnership, positron, research software

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wacky shenanigans? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination!

we got giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ! u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, or even go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever created! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits u on this server. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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xapros SMP

apply, Griefers, Vanilla, Community, diamonds

xapros SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Information	Details
Community Type	Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Size	10-20 players online at peak times
Hardware	Overkill hardware to prevent lag
Land Claims	No land claims to preserve vanilla feel, but protected from griefers
Trading	Diamonds used for trading in shopping district
Map	Bluemap available for viewing the world
Ranks	No ranks, everyone is equal
World Border	No world border, choose your own living area

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the xapros SMP server?

To join the server, first join our Discord server here and follow the application process. We welcome all new players!

Is the xapros SMP server modded?

No, we are a Vanilla server, meaning we do not use mods or plugins that alter the gameplay experience from the original Minecraft.

How do I stay safe from griefers on the server?

While we do not have land claims, we use Ledger tracking to protect players from griefers. Our community members also actively help each other to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.

Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, there is no world border on our server, allowing you to choose your own living area and build wherever you like.

Mystic Seating Realm 1.20.5

seating arrangements for conferences, mystic, seat allocation, seating choices, seating arrangements for stadiums

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas.

You’ll never be bored with the endless possibilities of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon or creating a secret underground lair filled with disco balls and talking parrots.

So, grab your diamond sword and get ready to embark on the most epic journey of your life. But beware, you may never want to leave this wacky wonderland of madness and mayhem!

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