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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9272 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9430 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!
