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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9921 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Magic Items Found: | 2104 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!