🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5697 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!