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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5872 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6101 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!