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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 510 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 8970 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!