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  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

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  • HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

    HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

    Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

    But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

    So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

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  • CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm

    CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥

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