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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 645 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!