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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 248 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 964731 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
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