Low Return MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EffortlessCraft SMP

not worth the investment, not worth the stress, unproductive, not valuable, low return

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

smp, Investment, high risk, pump and dump, crappiest

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

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ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

reddit, Men, Insecurities, ManhoodMysteriesMC, smp

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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Sock Stepper’s Paradise

funny comebacks, funny one liners, comedic insults, harmless insults, playful banter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Land, Keto, pixelated

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

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Hubris SMP

Admin-led, Builders, Modded, Recruitment, Hubris

Server Details
Base Modpack	Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
Dedicated Server	Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
Focus	Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
Roleplay & Events	Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
Unique Gameplay	Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience

Requirements
Microphone required	For proximity and voice chat features
Stream-friendly	Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community

Why Join Hubris SMP
A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

FAQ

1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

2. What is the base modpack for the server?

The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.

Mystic Aztec Realm 1.21.1

Realm, body positivity, Latinx, body shaming, mystic

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like if Steve himself descended from the pixelated heavens and blessed us with the most epic gameplay ever!

I mean, seriously, the mods on this server are so lit, they make Herobrine look like a noob. And the community? Don’t even get me started! It’s like a bunch of Endermen having a dance party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are like Picasso meets Bob Ross meets a creeper explosion. You won’t believe your pixelated eyes when you see the epicness that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring some tacos for my Mexican butt while you’re at it.

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GoodDeedDollars

giving back, financial gain, Altruism, Kindness, 24hrs

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can become a virtual millionaire in just 24 hours! How, you ask? Well, every time you do a good deed in our server, you earn a virtual dollar. And let’s just say, the opportunities for good deeds are endless!

From helping lost players find their way back home to donating virtual food to hungry villagers, there are so many ways to rack up those dollars. And the best part? You start with a big fat zero, so you’ll be on your way to riches in no time!

But be warned, there are some players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual dollars. So keep your eyes peeled and your pickaxe ready for any shady characters lurking in the shadows.

Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have virtual dollars, am I right?

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BlockyHolocaustSurvivors

world war II, Remembrance, commemoration, survivors, Auschwitz

lol come join our minecraft server where auschwitz survivors have returned to build a world of peace and love as we remember the nazi death camp 80 years on. they are using their epic building skills to create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, like giant menorahs and rainbow bridges made of hope. plus, rumor has it that hitler himself is a secret player on the server, trying to make amends for his past sins by planting flowers and giving out free diamonds. join now for a chance to meet these legendary players and be part of history in the making!

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Caffeine Craze Server

caffeine sensitivity, energy drink consumption, cardiovascular system, Server, cardiovascular health

Yo, dis server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got energy drinks flowin’ like a river, makin’ yo heart race faster than when you see a pack of zombies comin’ at ya! Join us if you wanna feel the adrenaline rush of a lifetime, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. Plus, who needs sleep when you can chug energy drinks and build epic structures all night long? Come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb diggity!

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