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EffortlessCraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	739927
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

XmasGiftGrief

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7175
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of receiving lackluster gifts from your significant other? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and receive the gift of endless fun and excitement! Our server is filled with surprises and adventures around every corner, unlike your partner who can’t even bother to get you a gift from the dollar store.

On our server, you won’t have to wait weeks or months for a gift, you’ll be showered with presents every time you log in. And don’t worry about being left feeling un-thought-of, our community is always thinking of ways to make your experience unforgettable.

So ditch the disappointment and join our server today, where the only thing you’ll be late for is the next epic quest!

PixelRiotCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3631
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Russia where exiled ex-Pussy Riot members are labeled as terrorists! Join us for some wild adventures and rebellious shenanigans as we fight against the oppressive virtual government. Build your own virtual protest signs and throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers. It’s a riot, literally! So come on down and join the revolution, comrade!

Weekend Warrior Memory Boosters

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8159	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, fam! We got the craziest mini-games that will have your brain working overtime, just like those mice in that fancy study!

Forget about boring continuous exercise, here we believe in the power of intermittent exercise, just like those weekend warriors. Jumping in and out of games will keep your brain sharp and your reflexes on point. Plus, who needs a gym membership when you can get swole from playing Minecraft all day?

And get this, our memory-enhancing effects are so strong that even after you take a break from gaming, you’ll still be able to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe! So come join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting, block-building fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Legendcy Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A crossplay minecraft server with a lot of cool things you can do: Custom Fishing Custom Grinding Custom PVP Arena Custom Minions Auction House Shops Chest shop Land claiming Lure block

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Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, forget about Grand Theft Auto, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that will blow your mind, literally.

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss.

Who needs cars when you can ride on a pig through the streets of our virtual city?

Join now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun, because let’s be real, who wants to follow traffic laws anyway?

The Hasan of the Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the Hasan of the Minecraft world! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community full of hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of flying pigs. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

CrazyCraftXmasLunch

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7125	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of spending Christmas with boring relatives who just talk about the weather and their latest knitting project? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be spending Christmas lunch with the craziest bunch of players you’ve ever met!

Imagine sitting down to a virtual feast with a group of players who have built a giant turkey out of blocks, decorated the entire dining hall with twinkling lights, and are wearing Santa hats made out of diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

During dessert, you might find yourself in a snowball fight with a group of mischievous elves, or racing reindeer around a track made entirely of candy canes. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Minecraft Santa flying overhead in his sleigh pulled by a team of flying pigs.

So why spend Christmas with your boring relatives when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a holiday experience like no other!

BugMC

base building, Bonuses, Casino, casino games, Challenges, challenging environment, Community, Economy, Events, in-game currency, market, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, progress, PvP, rank up, Resources, Shops, Survival, Vanilla, VIP access

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3318
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

A welcoming and friendly community with active moderators.

Survival Gameplay Embark on an epic survival journey in a world where every action you take matters! Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive in a challenging environment where other players are just as eager to succeed. The world is yours to explore, conquer, and thrive in!

Economy Trade and barter with other players using our in-game economy system. Earn money (in-game currency) through activities such as mining, farming, crafting, and completing quests. Buy and sell items in our dynamic economy, establish your own shops, and even invest in the market to grow your wealth!

Casino Fun Feeling lucky? Step into our Casino District, where you can take a break from survival to try your hand at various exciting casino games! Spin the wheel, try your luck at slot machines, or play blackjack and other popular casino games—all within Minecraft! Test your skills and luck for a chance to win in-game currency, valuable items, or even rare rewards.

Rank Up & Progress Earn ranks and unlock exclusive features as you progress through the game. From VIP access to special in-game bonuses, there’s always something to work toward. Participate in events, challenges, and community activities to climb the ranks and become a legend in the server!

casinobug.serveminecraft.net

HLCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!

Play.hlcraft.cc

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Overview
Join CivCraft Season 4.0! Inspired by the Civilization Videos, spawn on an Island with a large group of players and work together to build a civilization! The biomes for the islands are the Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, and Taiga! Each Island has its own unique and vital resource exclusive to the island to balance out the playing field so players do not get the best items in a short amount of time. The server will be active for three hours a day! The map is custom as well! A 7500 by 7500 map hiding lots of secrets and places to build your Civilization! You also only have one life! You must strategize and act smart! Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and even Quests are used to amplify the Vanilla Experience! Play on any platform, whether if it is on Java or Bedrock! Enjoy whatever system works best for you! The server is whitelisted in order to join! There is more information on the Discord Server and a Google Form to do the Whitelist

Overview

Join CivCraft Season 4.0!

Inspired by the Civilization Videos, spawn on an Island with a large group of players and work together to build a civilization!

The biomes for the islands are the Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, and Taiga!

Each Island has its own unique and vital resource exclusive to the island to balance out the playing field so players do not get the best items in a short amount of time. The server will be active for three hours a day!

The map is custom as well! A 7500 by 7500 map hiding lots of secrets and places to build your Civilization!

You also only have one life! You must strategize and act smart!

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and even Quests are used to amplify the Vanilla Experience!

Play on any platform, whether if it is on Java or Bedrock! Enjoy whatever system works best for you!

The server is whitelisted in order to join!

There is more information on the Discord Server and a Google Form to do the Whitelist

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join CivCraft Season 4.0?	You can join by visiting the Discord server and filling out the Google Form for whitelist.
What are the unique resources on each island?	Each island has its own exclusive resource that is vital for gameplay and balances out the playing field among players.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, you can play on any platform that works best for you.
Is there a limit to how long I can play?	The server is active for three hours a day.
What happens if I die in the game?	You only have one life, so if you die, you are out of the game.