Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!
Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.
So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding flying pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as other players bow down to your epicness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon to fly you around the server in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
And let me tell you, Kaori-dono’s body in this server is like, next level beautiful. Like, we’re talking pixelated perfection, man. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a work of art created by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and experience a whole new world where anything is possible, even time-traveling samurais and stunning pixelated beauties. It’s a trip you won’t regret, I promise.
| Modpack | Server IP |
|---|---|
| Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30 | mmc4.pumpkraft.net |
| All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 | tts9.pumpkraft.net |
Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!
A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.
A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.
A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.
A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
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Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.
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| Overview |
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| Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience! |
| Features | ||||||
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| 🌍 Step into a World Like No Other! | 🎥 Watch Our Trailer | 🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay | 💹 Progress Your Way | 💵 Player-Driven Economy | 💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win | ⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Are there in-game advantages for donations? | No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages. |
| What type of gameplay is available on the server? | Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat. |
| Can I view the server’s world map? | Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.
Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
