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Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	230244	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

Land-officially Better SMP: Now with Even More Mods and Adulting!

24/7, Activity, adulting, Adventure, Beta, bta, Builds, Discord, Evil, Grief, Landofficially, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new, Northeastern, rules, Server, Small, smp, steal, united states, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Minecraft Server
Server Version	BTA 7.1_01
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs on BTA 7.1_01.

2. What are the basic rules of the server?

Don’t be evil, don’t grief, and don’t steal.

3. Where is the server hosted?

The server is hosted in the northeastern United States.

4. Is the server active?

As a small and new server, there is not much activity yet, but we hope to change that.

5. Will my whitelist be revoked due to inactivity?

No, your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

6. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TFxmQQC5dF.

CraftyHill Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	5178	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Slut Vaggie EditionOP Template! Join us in a world where demons are trying to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?

Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.

Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!

XOLXY Craft

Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Come to the vanilla minecraft fun and play with your friends in the scary world of minecraft. Come and build a boat or a castle and beat zombies and skeletons. Build a house or target your friend.

xolxycraft.apexmc.co:25636

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking Ender Dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond helmet and bragging rights for eternity. Spoiler alert: the Ender Dragon has some killer moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers with TNT cannons and giant pixel art statues of themselves. Join them if you dare, but beware, they have a strict “noobs need not apply” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of porkchops, because things are about to get wacky!

NashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5030	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	214
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shipment Towny SMP

alcohol, custom worldgen, Dungeons, Enchants, Farming, Fishing, in game money, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, p2w, Pirate, Playtime, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Siege, Suggestions, Survival, Towny, Updates, weapons, XP..

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5318
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Shipment is a pirate themed towny siegewar server. Season 2 released, no one was reset cuz I don’t support that.

Custom Worldgen Mega Dungeons Per-Player Instanced Loot We have alchohol, pyromining, pyrofishing and pyrofarming as well. Over 300 custom enchants!

Also, I release updates with entire weapon lines every once in a while I do NOT support p2w, so is no store. Instead, you get ranks with playtime, in game money, xp and mcmmo power. All updates are suggestions by the players

domain.mc-mods.xyz

Minecraft Weakly – We’re Bringing Back the Good Ol’ Days, Vanilla Style!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Weekly
Livestream-based Minecraft Server
Version progression from 1.0 to 1.21
New players each week to interact with existing community

FAQ

What is Minecraft Weekly?

Minecraft Weekly is a Livestream-based Minecraft Server where the version of the server changes weekly from 1.0 to 1.21, with new players joining each week to interact with the existing community.
How can I join Minecraft Weekly?

To join Minecraft Weekly, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/rbzujvAhFw and follow the instructions provided there.
What happens when the server reaches version 1.21?

Once the server reaches version 1.21, the cycle will restart back at version 1.0 with new players joining and the community continuing to grow and evolve.