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CampLunchDrama

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this aunt taking care of her nieces and nephew while their parents are in prison.

Imagine a world where sending your kids to summer camp comes with lunchtime drama. Our server is just like that, except instead of cheesy egg sandwiches being the center of attention, we have epic battles and quests to conquer.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge your lunch choices here. Whether you prefer pita chips with hummus or a happy meal, we’ve got a spot for you on our server. And if you ever need to take down a power-hungry counselor, we’ve got your back!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the real-life stories that inspire it. Who knew a lunchbox could cause so much chaos?

Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	6824
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.

So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!

VShojo+ Crafty Crew – Let’s Mine and Shine Together!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	192

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Henya’s ass is so busy building in LC with Zen, Mouse, and Lena that she can’t even see her phone! But don’t worry, if you’re not into VShojo, we’ve got Ari hanging out and building on the VShojocraft server with Haruka and Heavenly. They may not be in a call, but Ari is chatting up a storm in the chat. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy collabs, just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and being excellent to each other.

And if you need a break from all the VShojo madness, we’ve got a whole crew of hilarious streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen. Plus, we’ve got dedicated discussion threads for Kson, Henya, and even ex-members. So come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together!

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1171	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	1205	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are as epic as summoning a 5-star servant in FGO!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Floating Island of Innocents where water monsters are causing chaos! But don’t worry, we have the legendary Hai Ba Trung ready to help you fight them off.

Looking for some fun and laughs? Our server is collaborating with Fate/Grand Order for a Learning with Manga event! Summon your favorite servants and embark on a hilarious adventure like never before. Plus, our server has all the tools you need to plan your quests, calculate damage, and even track future materials for your summons.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even encounter a servant from Fate/Grand Order while mining for diamonds!

ParanoidCraft: Where even the creepers are watching you! Join us after the solar eclipse for some blocky fun!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual reality experience ever! Our server is so immersive, you might start questioning your own vision after playing for too long. But don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of our mind-bending gameplay. Who needs normal vision anyway when you can have tunnel vision in Minecraft? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and see the world through a whole new (and slightly distorted) perspective!

Minecraft Pirates: The Search for the One Piece

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	292
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only law is no griefing? Well, look no further because on our server, Law has gone missing! That’s right, there are no rules, no restrictions, and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare to navigate the wild west of Minecraft where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Build towering castles, unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs Law when you have anarchy? Join us now and see what madness awaits!

Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Star Shards Collected:	270	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	7526
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Emeralds Found:	3575	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!