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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!

CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6037
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7599
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OppositionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Items Found:	8062
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test to see if you’re a true gamer or just a poser! Join us and uncover the truth about who’s really pulling the strings in the Minecraft world. And hey, if you support Julian Assange, you might just find yourself in a whole new level of gameplay. But beware, not everyone is who they seem…except for James Corbett, that guy is legit. So come on, join us and let the games begin!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	763	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!