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JobSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	327597
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

PayDayPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	446
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be paid less than the advertised wage like poor ol’ 56m here! Our starting wage is a whopping 1 diamond per hour, with potential for a raise to 2 diamonds per hour if you can successfully navigate our treacherous dungeons and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this poor maintenance worker’s job offer. Who needs a boring old hotel maintenance job when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server?

Don’t be a blockhead like 56m – come join our server and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_BadJob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2995	Villages Defended:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	37

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the worst job you’ll have is mining for diamonds all day! Trust us, it’s way better than cleaning up after creepers or dealing with zombie pigmen in the Nether.

Our server is full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. Another time, a group of players tried to ride pigs into battle against an army of skeletons – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a job that’s anything but boring, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server with your epic builds and daring escapades. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, Burnout, career, difficult boss, Frustration, Job, job insecurity, lack of appreciation, lack of growth, lack of work-life balance, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no passion, office politics, repetitive tasks, stress, toxic environment, unfulfilling, work, worst thing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?

JobPainsMC SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being kicked out of your virtual home by grief-stricken Minecraft moms? Look no further than our server! We promise not to kick you out, unless you forget to feed your virtual Minecraft pets. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane building challenges, and a community of players who understand the struggles of being the foundation of their Minecraft families. Plus, we have a special event where you can file virtual taxes and clean virtual houses for extra in-game currency. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let’s build a virtual world where moms never kick you out!

LOLcraft:/dixie/: Trendy & Fun Minecraft Server for Cool Cats & Crafty Builders!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6585
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the yankees are shaking in their boots at the sight of our fearsome samurais! Join now to witness epic battles between cowboys and ninjas, with explosions and fireballs flying everywhere! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a legendary dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. So why wait? Join now and become a warrior of the yankee fears the samurai edition!

BlockBros United – MemeCraft Madness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	828	New Chunks Explored:	263559
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for an insanely cool Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have a secret underground society of bat enthusiasts who have taken over the server. These bats are not your ordinary Minecraft bats, oh no. They have formed their own bat army and are ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them.

Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!

DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	147
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	262
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!

BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
New Chunks Explored:	473250	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

MemeCraft Mania: Silent Fail

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you, this server is like a diamond pickaxe in a chest full of obsidian! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our pet pigs can talk and give you insider tips on where to find the best loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mob battles – we once had a showdown between a giant chicken and a squid that could fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of hot cocoa. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a secret dungeon where the legendary Notch himself left behind hidden treasures.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!