We have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
Forget about society’s norms and come build with us in a world where intelligence is not determined by gender!
Plus, we have a secret underground society where we discuss the mysteries of the universe and plot our next move against the high IQ women!
Join now and be part of the revolution!
we have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to overthrow the evil chicken overlords. but shh, don’t tell anyone!
if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle against an army of zombie unicorns.
plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a talking potato for 24 hours. who wouldn’t want to experience that?
so come join us on this magical journey through the land of blocky wonders and let your imagination run wild. trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
Once upon a time, a player with a low IQ, a learning difficulty, and FAS stumbled upon our server. But instead of being judged or ostracized, they were welcomed with open arms and embraced for their uniqueness. They quickly became the most beloved player on the server, known for their hilarious antics and unintentional trolling.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet all sorts of quirky characters like this player, embark on ridiculous adventures, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!
Welcome to Veridax, a vanilla+ SMP experience! Immerse yourself in a classic Minecraft world enhanced with carefully selected quality-of-life improvements that stay true to the vanilla essence. Join our thriving community where collaboration, trade, and epic adventures await. Veridax enhances world generation with Terralith, transforming the landscape into breathtaking, picturesque terrains.
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Melody smp is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Christian-based Minecraft Economy Survival server, which makes it one of a kind since there are not many Christian MC servers out there. This server is for adults. It has been modded and offers various plugins, including chest shops, leaderboards, sleep-most, graves, silktouch spawners, jobs, McMMO. The server also has an anti-grief system and offers helpful videos on how to protect your land. If you decide to join melody smp, please be respectful and remember that the server does not allow griefing, stealing, or hacking. Mainly focused on survival and we host events as well! (White listed Server)
Discord: https://discord.gg/gpJNmWuzXX
51.222.97.20:25570
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Check out the details below:
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| SMP World & Resource World |
| OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds |
| Expansive Quality of Life plugin list |
Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!
And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that leads straight into a lava pit, or if you’ve ever dreamed of having a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow up your house for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and underwater pumpkin carving contests. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground dance parties with the Endermen.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not willing to dress up as a pig and oink your way through town, then this server might not be for you.
