low intelligence Minecraft Servers

Low Intelligence

  • Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

    Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

    On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slow Clown Minecraft Server

    Slow Clown Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

    Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbCraftIQ

    DumbCraftIQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Detection

    Blockhead Detection

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! If you see someone trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or building a house out of dirt, you know they’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. But hey, that just means more resources for you to snatch up! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution? Only on our server will you find such wacky adventures and questionable decision-making skills. So come on over and see if you can survive in a world where the IQ levels are as low as bedrock!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

    DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

    Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

    /r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

    Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

    So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

    Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

    UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyTunes

    MineCraftyTunes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP