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CraftyPoorMealMagicians

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🏰✨ Welcome to the MOST EPIC Minecraft Server you’ll ever not believe! ✨🏰

Feeling like your life in the real world is just a series of unfortunate events? Join us and dive into a pixelated paradise where the blocks are made of dreams (maybe not literally, but we’re pretty sure the cows are plotting to overthrow the government)!

😱 WILD REASONS TO JOIN:

The Legendary Sky Potato: It’s not just a rumor; there’s a giant potato floating in the sky that grants 3 wishes IF you bring it a rare item named "The Pickaxe of Pure Chaos" (which, by pure coincidence, is also the name of your mom’s old spade). Legend has it that if you wish to find diamonds, you might just end up with a lifetime supply of enchanted donuts instead. 🍩
Enderman Dance-Offs: Every Tuesday, our infamous Enderman hosts a dance-off contest. Impress them with your moves and you might earn their respect—or an eternal game of hide and seek! Word on the street is that one unnamed player lost and has been hiding in the dark ever since… we’re talking about THREE whole days! 👻
Free Pet Creepers: Adopt a Creeper and unleash chaos! These little guys explode with personality. Plus, our unofficial motto is, “If it doesn’t blow up, it’s not a pet!” Your neighbors will LOVE your new furry friend (probably). 💣❤️
Pickaxe of Infinite Regrets: Join and receive this legendary item for free! What does it do, you ask? Well, it has a 200% chance of getting you trapped in the Nether. But just think about all the friends you’ll make down there! (Caution: They might not be human anymore). 🧙‍♂️
World’s First Minecraft Casino: Forget about the odds; they don’t exist here! Spend all your enchanted golden apples in our casino and walk away with either a stack of obsidian or a life-sized replica of Steve made entirely of sugar! If there’s one thing we learned from it, it’s that sugar rushes don’t count as inventory! 🍭
Magical Ramen Rescue Quest: Translating into complex code, we currently have a quest revolving around saving the last bowl of mystical ramen from an evil wizard who thinks he can cook! (Spoiler: He can’t.) Rumor has it that those who finish the quest will gain the power of… unlimited inventory space! Well, unlimited until you log out, anyway. 🍜

So, what are you waiting for? Dust off your old pickaxe, grab your sense of humor, and join the wackiest adventure of your blocky life! You’ll encounter things that will make your head spin, or at the very least, your avatar do a silly little jig! See you there, or in the void… 👾💖

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, nato, CraftyBaltic, Baltic states

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear a rumor about Lithuania building bases for German troops near the border with Russia. Like, what even is that about? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next! Plus, we have unlimited cake and free hugs for everyone who joins. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaGrieferz: School’s Out, Weapons in Rafah

security threat, airstrikes, weapons, Hamas terrorists, Conflict

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up schools and find weapons in random places like Rafah! It’s a total war zone, just like Gaza City but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. Plus, we have secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

humility, public service, public opinion, Humble, Campaign

so, like, imagine a world where the only way to be, like, president is to, like, convince everyone that you’re, like, the greatest thing since sliced bread. on this server, we want, like, humble elected officials who are, like, totally awesome but also totally down to earth.

join us if you want to, like, rule over a virtual kingdom with an iron fist, but also have a heart of gold. convince your fellow players that you’re the best choice for president by, like, building the most epic structures and, like, slaying the most dragons.

if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate leader, then, like, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next, like, virtual president of our totally rad world.

ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

weight management, ProteinCraft, fat loss, fiber intake, research study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

Pixels SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream flavors we eat while playing! Join us now!

Seasons, Feedback, bedrock, Flavors, respectful

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Semi-vanilla smp
Simple voice chat
Temperatures with seasons
Daily crates
Grief prevention
Custom armors
Minigames

FAQ

What versions can I join from?

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21.

Are Java and Bedrock supported?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock are supported.

Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.

How can I join the server?

Server address: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 19132

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SonicCraft Server – Gotta Go Fast!

soniccraft, Perfect System Collection, Milestone pastebin, Gotta, Sonic X Shadow Generations confirmed release date

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game releases to the craziest fan theories.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself. Imagine zooming through the Minecraft world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got exclusive access to the Sonic x Shadow Generations manga series, where you can dive deep into the dark and mysterious world of these iconic characters.

And if you’re feeling competitive, hop into our Sonic Rumble arena and battle it out with other players for ultimate bragging rights. Trust us, the stakes are high and the chaos is real.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to collect too many rings – you might attract some unwanted attention from Dr. Robotnik himself!

Minecraft SMP – /wowg/ – World of Minecraftcraft

Blizzard, August 2024, Official WoW News, wowg, smp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the war between Alleria and the Korkron Nightsaber is reaching epic levels.

Experience the thrill of the battle within as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against powerful enemies. But that’s not all! Our August Trading Post is filled with exclusive items like the Stormhammer weapon transmog that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Don’t miss out on the prepatch action and be sure to check out our official cinematic for a sneak peek at what’s to come. With add-ons galore to enhance your gameplay, this server is truly a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws

room, independent, affordable place, spending problem, INDEPENDENCE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from crazy girlfriends getting pregnant and wanting to move in with you? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

NormsNeedToChange – Minecraft SMP

Revolutionize, transform, tradition, conformity, Evolution

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old social norms? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only social norm is to be as weird and outrageous as possible.

Imagine a world where everyone communicates only in pig Latin and wears chicken costumes on Wednesdays. That’s just a typical day on our server! We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for their pet parrot to ride on. And don’t even get me started on the time someone started a llama parade through the village square.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly and be as unconventional as you want, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just fit right in with all the other lovable weirdos!