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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade
come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!! -
Enchanted Isles 1.20
OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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ColorblindCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
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AnimalCrimeSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!
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HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”
Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?
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Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!
But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!
And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!
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Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft
Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month
jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577
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Altheria Worldbuilding
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations Server Launch Date Just launched a few days ago IP Address play.altheria.net Discord Join our Discord server FAQ
Question Answer Are there player-run economies and nations? Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances. When was the server launched? The server was launched a few days ago. Is there bedrock support? Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565. -
Doki Bird Haven 1.21
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!