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  • 80sFitNotLit

    80sFitNotLit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

    So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

    VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.

    u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.

    not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.

    so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YumCraft – Healthy & Tasty!

    YumCraft – Healthy & Tasty!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating boring old carrots and broccoli in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your food into delicious chocolate cake! That’s right, you can feast like a king while still keeping your hunger bar full. Join us and indulge in the most decadent and nutritious treats you’ve ever tasted in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

    LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

    The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

    New Minecraft Servers

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Features Details
    SMP Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Server Goal Transparent and welcoming community
    Plugins Handpicked for performance and mapping
    Community Over 250 members and growing
    Website perfectumsmp.com

    FAQs

    What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

    Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

    What plugins does the server use?

    The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

    Can I join the server?

    Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

    Does the server have events?

    Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

    How can I stay updated on community news?

    Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

    Are there unique datapacks on the server?

    Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

    Is there a server map available?

    Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

    Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

    Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

    HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

    DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

    But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

    Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

    Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Step by step instructions Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
    Claiming Protect your builds by claiming them
    Whitelisting Ensure safety by whitelisting players
    Contests Participate in server contests
    Sweet environment Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

    Join our Discord server

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

    Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

    Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

    A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

    Q: Are there any community events on the server?

    A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

    Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

    A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternals VS Hypixel

    Eternals VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Eternals
    – Large player base – Spanish-speaking community
    – Variety of minigames – Custom survival experience
    – Custom content – Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
    – Constant updates and events – Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Which server has a larger player base? Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
    Which server offers a custom survival experience? Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
    Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers? Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
    Which server has frequent updates and events? Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

    Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

    Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

    And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

    Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP