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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3274 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1587 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Forget the 12 pubs and crowded events, on our server, you can spend quality time with your loved ones without even leaving your house. No need to worry about your internal battery running low or feeling ungrateful for wanting a more low-key holiday season.
Join now and make memories with your family in a virtual world where the only crowds are pixelated and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard. Who needs skating and events when you can have a blast online with your loved ones?
And if you need a break from the holiday stress, our staff is here to support you and even mediate family discussions. We’re like a virtual therapist, but with more creepers and less judgment.
So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas one to remember (or forget, depending on how many times you fall into a lava pit).
