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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	266	Falling into the Void:	0

this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, general, Limbus, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	658142
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle for supremacy.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Happy Minecraft SMP Diwali Deepawali!

celebration, Community, culture, decorations, Deepawali, diwali, family, FESTIVAL, fireworks, Friends, Happiness, Happy, Happy Diwali, India, joy, lights, Minecraft, Prayers, Rituals, smp, spirituality, sweets, tradition, Unity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6521	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Diwali celebrations, where we blow up creepers instead of lighting fireworks! Our community is full of players who love to party and have a blast, quite literally. So come join us and experience a Diwali like never before, with more TNT than you can shake a stick at! Who needs traditional celebrations when you can have a Minecraft Diwali extravaganza? See you there, and Happy Diwali!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	174

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of wild and wacky ideas! Looking for a place where you can build your dream world without judgment? Look no further!

Join us and explore a world where age is just a number and building relationships with teenagers is totally normal! Forget about societal norms and let your instincts guide you to find your perfect Minecraft partner.

Don’t let the feminists bring you down – on our server, we celebrate all types of attractions, from cute anime girls to whatever else floats your boat. Embrace your natural instincts and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect™ General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	642822
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP! We’ve got characters with names that sound like they were generated by a random name generator on steroids. Join us and hang out with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got outrageous stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Ever heard of the legendary battle between Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー and Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー over who gets the last diamond block? It was epic, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have unofficial archives that are so secret, they’re practically classified information. Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

TheCube

#addons, armor, Buy, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Duels, Economy, KitPvP, Koth, Minecraft, Mines, Players, Playtime Rewards, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Teams, Thecube, Tools, Trade

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

TheCube is a box server.

You mine at the mines to upgrade your tools and armor to kill other players. You can buy ranks, crate keys, cosmetics and other fun stuff with /buy or /coinshop. There are many cool addons like´: – Koth – Duels – Playtime Rewards – Quests – Teams – Skills – Trade

I hope you enjoy your stay at TheCube!

TheCube.minehut.gg

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us for a chance to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we have weekly events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just last week, one player tamed a dragon and flew it into a horde of zombies, saving the entire village from destruction. Talk about epic!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the rarest items in all of Minecraft can be found there – if you’re brave enough to face the challenges that await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. And if you manage to defeat the dragon in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the moon and back!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!