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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	99	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Animals Bred:	149	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6615	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Votes:	8316	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	75

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mines Excavated:	4211	Potions Brewed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	3055
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!