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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7008 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
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