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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	657903
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	8192
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia and Iran team up to build epic blocks and bridges in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8704	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!