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Low Carb Diet

  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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  • KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

    KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

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  • KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

    KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender
    OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

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  • Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks

    Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks
    so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”

    if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.

    but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.

    come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • CarbKillaCraft

    CarbKillaCraft
    So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

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