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DietCraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, dairy free, diet, DietCraft, gluten free, Healthy Eating, high protein, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, Plant-Based, portion control, smp, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6939	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3647	Animals Bred:	130
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

SpiceCraft SMP – 30 characters

Adventure, Characters, creativity, enjoyment, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Fun, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Life, Lifestyle, motivation, novelty, Passion, satisfaction, self improvement, smp, Spice, spice up, SpiceCraft, Variety, Zest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
New Chunks Explored:	793514	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you want to add a little spice to your blocky life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that roam the land, dispensing wisdom and cheeseburgers to those who are worthy.

So if you’re ready to add some spice to your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for cheese!

BabyBlockBusters

BabyBlockBusters, career, change of mind, childfree, children, Decision making, empowerment, experiences, Family Planning, feminism, Lifestyle, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, personal choice, Perspectives, reddit, reproductive rights, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, Hezbollah attack, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Minecraft, national security, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Syria, Territory, Trump administration, united states, White House

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!

SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!

CraftyUndercutters

#covert operations, CraftyUndercutters, cybersecurity threats, democratic process, disinformation campaigns, election interference, foreign influence, foreign meddling, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, national security, political manipulation, political sabotage, Presidential election, propaganda tactics, russia, strategic manipulation, Trump Campaign, U.S. officials

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos!

Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

confusion, dust settled, DustyJudy, hidden identity, Hidden Truth, Identity, investigation, Judy, Minecraft, Mystery, Queen, Reveal, reveal the truth, smp, solving mysteries, solving puzzles, speculation, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering mysteries, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, unknown, who is Judy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

brush with death, brushes with mortality, Celebrities, celebrities who cheated death, celebrities who dodged death, celebrities who faced death, celebrities who narrowly escaped death, celebrities who overcame death, CelebSurvivalCraft, close calls, close encounters with death, death defying moments, famous near misses, famous near-death experiences, famous people, famous survivors, lucky escapes, miraculous escapes, near death experiences, stars who almost died, survival stories

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	404	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

blunder, Budget, economic crisis, excessive spending, extravagant spending, financial controversy, French, French presidency, government expenses, king charles, lavish event, lavish lifestyle, lobster dinner, LobsterCraft, luxury dining., opulence, political extravagance, political scandal, presidential meal, public outcry, royal dining, state funds, taxpayer money

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!