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Low Blood Sugar

  • Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

    Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

    we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

    who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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  • DiabeticCraft: Sugar-Free Shenanigans

    DiabeticCraft: Sugar-Free Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our pixelated landscapes is the sugar rush you’ll get from playing here!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your boyfriend has a low-blood-sugar episode and starts doing the cha-cha in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we promise our server won’t leave you disoriented and confused like he does!

    Explore our world and meet new friends, just like how your boyfriend stumbled into your puppy and ended up in a hilarious slapstick comedy routine. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a rare sighting of a player trying to adjust the ratio of insulin to carbs in real-time – talk about immersive gameplay!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of trying to wake up your character after a night of low blood sugar, all while dodging accusations of being a b*tch for not being his in-game nurse. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like your relationship with your diabetic boyfriend.

    And remember, our server is so epic that even your boyfriend claims he handles his diabetes better than “95% of diabetics” – now that’s a statistic you can’t argue with! So come on in and let the fun begin, because on our server, the only thing sweeter than the loot is the sugar high.

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  • JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

    JuicyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

    Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

    Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

    Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

    Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

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