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FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	8218	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661038	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	112	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Emeralds Found:	3606
Animals Bred:	136	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	5777
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	5762	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!