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LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	236
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	189
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4401	Star Shards Collected:	275
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2712	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!