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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2401 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”