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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5107 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3848 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!