1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?
2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.
3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!
4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!
So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
| IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | N/A |
Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do I need a Java account to play on the server? | No, Bedrock and Java cross-play is supported, so no Java account is required. |
| Is there griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| Are there protection measures for land claiming? | Yes, ProtectionStones can be used for land claiming. |
| Can I teleport mobs using a lead? | Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them. |
| Is flying allowed on the server? | Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday. |
| Are there voting ranks and rewards? | Yes, voting on the server can earn you ranks and rewards. |
Join us for The Rising event where you can participate in crazy activities like Let’s Kill Eachother Meetup at Wolves Den Pier. Who will be the last one standing?
We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind, like the Murderous Twins X event where you can team up with a friend and wreak havoc on the server.
Don’t miss out on the patch notes (7.05) where we introduce new features that will make your Minecraft experience even more insane.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Just remember, posting in this thread means you are officially part of the madness.
Now, my boyfriend Cal was working late, as per usual. But when Jay sent me a cryptic text, I sprang into action like a Minecraft Steve on a mission. I searched high and low for Jay, making sure he was safe and sound. I mean, I’d rather face a horde of zombies than leave a friend in need.
But here’s where things get crazier than a pig riding a chicken – Cal calls me while I’m out on my rescue mission. He wants me to go line dancing with him at a bar. Line dancing. At a bar. I had to decline, of course, because Jay needed me more than I needed to bust a move with Cal. And let me tell you, Cal did not take it well. He blocked me on everything faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.”
So now I’m left wondering – am I the villain in this story? Did I choose friendship over line dancing and lose my boyfriend in the process? Join our Minecraft server and help me navigate through this rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows, maybe we’ll even build a dance floor for Cal to line dance on while we save the day.
