Ever wondered what it’s like to have grandparents? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the love and wisdom of virtual grandparents who will shower you with gifts and teach you how to build the most epic structures in the game.
Our server is filled with grandparent NPCs who will tell you hilarious stories from their youth, like the time they rode a pig off a cliff or accidentally turned their house into a giant cake. Plus, they’ll always have a warm bowl of virtual soup waiting for you when you log in.
Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your pixelated grandparents and feel the warmth of their virtual hugs. Join our server now and start building memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkling unicorn?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is so addicting, your partner will forget all about their precious diamonds and devote all their attention to you instead. Say goodbye to the honeymoon phase, because on our server, every day is a honeymoon! Join now and start building a love nest with your partner…or maybe just build a giant statue of yourself to show them who’s really in charge.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of relationships and dive into a world of blocks and building!
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where Anglos roam free, ruling the land with their majestic presence. Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with these mythical creatures in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the Anglos are not to be underestimated – they have been known to wield diamond swords and ride on enchanted pigs into battle. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Anglo warrior!
Are you tired of being forever alone on this board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have fangirls falling at your feet in no time! We guarantee that within ten minutes of joining, a femanon will be professing their undying love for you. It’s like a virtual dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your harem of Minecraft babes!
Do you want to find love in Japan? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated paradise is filled with beautiful pixel art cherry blossoms, romantic pixelated sunsets, and even a virtual sushi restaurant where you can take your pixelated date. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?
Join our server and you might just find your pixelated soulmate, whether it’s a cute pixelated villager or a dashing pixelated adventurer. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel, complete with pixelated cake and fireworks!
So come on, join our server and let the love (and creepers) bloom in Japan!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives around! Dive into our ocean biome and you might just stumble upon a beautiful shark lady looking for love. Who needs a Minecraft girlfriend when you can have a shark wife, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of being a chicken knight, fighting off evil cows and pigs with your trusty sword.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a dance-off? That’s right, this dragon loves to boogie and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and whimsical world!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mini-game where you can battle it out with giant flying squids armed with laser beams!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game, fellow blockheads! <3
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!
We are a small survival community dedicated to the old-school Minecraft experience. Our lightly modded, semi-vanilla server recreates nostalgic gameplay. As a non pay-to-win server, we ensure everyone has an even playing field, with no donator ranks or kits beyond a supporter title.
Wizmo is unique in that the spawn is shared, you can build anywhere you’d like from the moment you join and start helping build the community! Or, start your adventure outside of the ruckus with /rtp to teleport to the wild.
Protection:We have full block protection and rollbacks, to get your land protected from griefers please ask a staff member or create a post in i-need-help on discord. If you happen to not have your land protected, we can always rollback any grief!
Shop:Shops are easy to create here and we plan on building a large economy! To create a shop just click on a chest with the item you’d like to sell or buy!
Rules:Do not grief other players builds.Please respect players space.No hacking/exploiting.No toxicity, racism or bigotry.Do not harass otherse.Do not spam the chat.English only.Do not do anything that breaks the EULA or Minecraft ToS.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location, so are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be hailed as the greatest player of all time. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. But beware, the mine is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not to be messed with!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT just for laughs. Oh, the chaos that ensued!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to sneak up on players and give them a scare they’ll never forget. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage!
TallTalesRP is a medieval fantasy minecraft server! Build a nation of your own, write and roleplay as your own unique character, learn to cast elemental magic, and explore the many secrets the realm of Eldorath has to offer! Your destiny awaits you, traveler!
Accomplished Survival – Come join us on a server created to provide users we a high quality of life! We have clans, ranks, mcmmo, sell wands, gambling, duels and much much more! Land claiming to prevent griefing. Even More Fish those downtimes and a custom arena for pvp.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!
So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .